Thanksgiving weekends in the 90s meant Dave Letterman's Late Show followed by Godzilla binge-watching. As an ode to Mr. Letterman, here is a list of the top ten signs you are a torqueless riders.
#10 - You think Honda SuperCubs & Trail 125 are cool...again
#9 - You own 373cc's of Austrian fury (made in Laguna, Philippines)
#8 - Milk crate, check
#7 - You have a $1,200 Aerostich and a $500 Honda
#6 - You once said "Watch me back it in on slo-mo, looks hella gnarly"
#5 - You have advised a friend that "If you tuck down a little farther, it will get up to 75mph"
#4 - You take pride in having a six speed transmission
#3 - You consider the weight of a backpacking tent, simply to put it on the back of your bike
#2 - You reason that a $20,000 and $2,000 bike get you to the same place at about the same time in all 50 states.
#1 - You are cheap
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